When you normally think of nightclubs you think of sexy people making eyes at each other drinking top shelf liquor and moving their bodies to the throbbing beats of the DJ holding court above them. You think of the who’s-who of any American city being seen in expensive threads and starting an open tab that by the end of the night could put a child through a semester at any Ivy league college. What you don’t normally think of is the horrors that you are about to witness.
Here now are 15 hilarious nightclub fails that will make you want to drink at home from now on:
Staci didn’t know when she left for the club that night that she was going to be in the middle of a dry hump sandwich, as is evidenced by the look on her face. Luckily no beer was harmed in the sex simulation. On a different note, why is it that the ladies are always dressed in their finest and the dudes just throw on an old shirt?