First of all, we do NOT believe for a second that the baby in the top photo is even real. So that is completely cheating. Sure the other two young girls look like absolute angels. But if it came down to a fight between the top kids and the bottom kids, I’d put my money on the bottom brood. And speaking of, if you have a boy child, put him on the bottom of the pileup. Never have your boy mount your girl, especially in his underpants.