15 Speedo Fails That May Make You Hate the Gift of Sight

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Human beings disagree about a lot of things: politics, how many minutes a soft-boiled egg should be boiled, who has the best French fries Burger King or McDonald’s, whose religious views are the right ones, who deserved to win the Super Bowl, and which cellphone plan is best. But there is one thing we can all agree on and that is that Speedos are evil. Young or old, black or white, carnivore or vegan, we all know in the deepest recesses of our being that speedos were a mistake in history, a mistake we’d all like to forget. But some guys just won’t let us forget.

Here now are 15 Speedo fails that may make you hate the gift of sight. You’ve been warned.

 

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You know something is amiss when the crucifix you are wearing is larger than the Speedos you are wearing. Does this guy think our Good Lord agrees with his outfit, or lack of outfit? Although God may have created you in your birthday suit, it doesn’t mean the rest of us want to see it. Please deliver us from this evil and put some pants and a shirt on.

 

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